Apparently, Twitter will likely be lifeless by daybreak. I don’t totally imagine it but. It’s arduous to think about Elon Musk throwing away $44 billion. However he’s additionally a dipshit, so who is aware of? Both method, my annual “Best Tweets of the Year” article (2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021) for 2022 was going to be my final. I don’t use Twitter now, aside from self-promotion and one night time once I had quite a lot of ideas. (My finest tweet was “Futzpah: A Jewish foot spa.”) However my checklist of the perfect tweets was going to finish in 2022. Since Twitter appears to be dying now, I figured I’d leap the gun forty-four days early. I do know a number of individuals may have fond recollections and it could possibly be form of madcap enjoyable typically (Dril, Ken Large, the Sports activities Pickle, Henry Winkler, Mina Kimes, reside occasions, Wasserman), but it surely’s most likely for the perfect that it’s dying. Anyway, listed below are the perfect tweets I might keep in mind. I used to be scrambling to search out them like I used to be contained in the Library of Alexandria whereas it was burning. They’re in no order, however I’ll specify which one is my favourite. And like all the time, the joke is ruined if I clarify it. So, I current them with out remark or context. Goodbye and good riddance.
That is the perfect:
And a closing farewell: